jupiterlicivciv:

badjokesbyjeff:

ganymedecatamitus:

ilovecats4ever:

tilthat:

TIL that victorious Romans would have a slave to whisper in their ear “you are just a man” as they proceeded though the cheering crowds, to stop their egos transcending.

via ift.tt

me a slave, bad at my job: you are the fucking man

#that’s not the only thing they wisphered into their ears#so i’ve heard from my latin prof#he said there was an anecdote about julius caesar that the slave told him ‘everyone here knows you’re a bottom’

@enkidusbi why the hell would you leave this in the notes

rosyish:

Like not to be #rude but black women crtiquing shows that have racism no matter how low key it is isn’t an attack on you just because you like the show. It’s an attack on the casual racism black woman see and face everyday in all aspects of media

rianphin:

everything in my life will work out and i will have my dreams and so will you!!!!!!!!! and that’s tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dailybipuns:

angrylizardjacket:

it’s officially 2019 and my resolution is to be twice as slutty and make more bold fashion choices; this one’s for you, Mr Mercury.

in 20biteen, we do it for freddie

melancholymango:

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

littlemedievalbitch:

evary cat is a little celebrity 2 me

sridevi:

yall on here: kljfhlskdjghslkjg us gays are useless! lol we cant do anything right ugdigxixhlcohc cant cook, cant drive, cant read, CANT count. we just out here being big gay disasters! asdfghjgfdkjfk we’re all just a bunch of big clueless dumbasses :) <3

me: 

shucktsubo:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.